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A BBW is not only wat big eaat woman but the majority are extremely overweight. As to I'm not. Makes me wonder if you've ever even met her. I saw her new pics, they are accurate. She is a gorgeous, tall and curvy woman. She cares about her her body and in my opinion her body is perfect. Of course everyone has preferences. Some like spinners, some like short and fat. I like statuesque, classic beauties like our lovely ATF visiting girl. Seems to me that last year there were those trying to put Piper in the same "FATegory".

That one was baffling to me too, but she conquered. Sounds like rival dogs trying to drive a fox to its doom. But everyone knows, only a dog likes a bone! You want to review a review you do it here. You want to call a guy an asshole, do it here. Now that there is a fight thread, if you douche up a review thread, and you only have to do it once, I throw the flag and put you on moderation. A2 Admin2 I'm doing this in blue so it's the position of the forum Fat or not fat, same as skinny not skinny, big titties little titties is a thing that is in each persons mind. I like lean women, tits on a stick is my thing. It's what I like, that is neither good nor bad, it's just what I like.

I have a buddy down here who thinks the chicks I like are fat. He likes his skeleton thin, personally I think it's gross but he likes it. He doesn't tell me that the chicks I like are fat but I know he thinks it. The lady in question doesn't think she fat, guess what? If I saw her I, like the guy you're finger waggen, might think she's fat. I'm right as well. Because I think she's fat. You don't think she's fat. You are right as well. Wanna know where you went wrong?

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When you fucking white knighted her and told the other guy he was wrong because he thinks she's fat. Stop reviewing other guys posts. Pusst SANewGuy Admin 2 is right. It's ALL stupid shit. So really, BOTH side of the argument are right - 'cause one man's "fat" is another tl "big beautiful woman". Just list her approximate height and her approximate weight and a few wwnt let the individual monger decide for himself. After a couple of decades of mongering I've learned that for every provider EVERY provider There is a line of johns waiting to fuck her. Regardless of her physical dome. Personally, "Itzel" looks like a pretty big woman, and I wouldn't fuck her with ANY of you guys' dicks.

Can we just stop talking about me already. The pot has already been stirred let it be. It's funny because I bet you where this is coming from is from people I haven't even dated so ironic. Ma'am, obviously I have no idea what you look like. My comments were meant to address the idiocy of one guy telling another guy how he should think of a particular person. From reading what you wrote you seem to have a positive image of yourself and at the end of the day that's all that really matters. I meant no offense. A2 SucculentItzel This is a very judgemental business on both ends for the provider and the client.

The only part I'm offended on is this whole thing could've been avoided if you just would've flagged the guy that lied about my pictures being outdated in the first place. What really tipped the ice berg is you're still letting these guys that haven't even dated me talk that bs without letting me defend myself. That makes me feel like this website is purposely putting providers under scrutiny just because they couldn't keep their nasty GFE dicks in their pants. I know you won't post this shit it's fine but at least you read it and I'm fucking done here.

I'me wondering if it would be at all possible for you to have worse manners. Hopefully this is indeed you being done here. If it's not I'll be helping you along with that. A2 Barry Burton Definitely will use it for the next online sight I sign up with.


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